Shit-we-can’t-get-away-with-in-real-life, unless…

February 07, 2013  •  Leave a Comment

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The Call of Duty series is completely incomplete. Wars aren’t won solely on the battlefield and I want my so called ‘realistic’ video game series to reflect that. Plus I’m running out of gun/perk/kill streak combinations. I’m sick and fucking tired of Price and McTavish. We need something fresh and unconventional. A new frontier in shit-I-can’t-get-away-with-in-real-life gaming. I want a game where I could select, employ and learn what forms of distraction and misinformation it takes to convince 300 million people to keep on keepin’ on with their lives while we blow shit and people up for financial profit and fun. I want a game that can get me as close as possible to the reality of how it feels to convince 240 million people that 4 of their 10 so called ‘commandments’ are more like ‘suggestions’ and that their namesake wasn’t serious at all in those 4 books. I don’t want a kill streak, I want a mind-fuck streak. I want features unlocked for every 100k I convince to stop worrying about other people ‘dying’ (Not that it’s difficult, who cares when it’s ‘other’ people anyway) and to start watching one of the millions of shows I’ve concocted about people who live more exciting lives than them.

I’m serious about the game, I don’t give a shit about what any of that means in ‘real’ life. I just want a more challenging and engaging game. As long as I have a game that explains how all these games are keeping my mind off of other things I couldn’t care less. Out of sight out of mind my people. We have computers capable of god damn anything, yet we’re still stuck on point and shoot virtual reality? Let’s up the ante people, this is America.


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