Hicks, present.

June 17, 2011  •  Leave a Comment

 

Citizen – we’ve received information confirming that at this very moment your brain is producing a plethora of illegal substances and contriving a multitude of decidedly immoral scenarios. Please do not panic. We have developed protocol. We urge you to promptly submit to law enforcement along with a socially edifying religious organization. We look forward to your trust and cooperation. This is to prevent the inevitable. This is preordained damage control. This is a proactive display of the power of our prescience. This is the amorphous will of the undefined people. This is about safety. More or less.


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